The Time I Made A Solemn Oath NEVER to Laugh at Nutty Nun's Jokes. Ever. Yeah. That'll Fix her.
You
know, how adorable is that really? I mean, I was a total bad ass that
day. All the other numb-nuts were laughing their fool heads off at her
lame ass jokes, but not me, oh, and not Peter R. either. Coincidentally
Peter R and I were the smartest kids in Grade 1, so yeah, draw your own
conclusions. However unlike Peter I didn't poop my pants at school,
even though I was terrified of the scary bathroom in the basement of the
old scary building. I did my best to make it to the toilet. He sure
did look uncomfortable walking home from school that day with his pants
full of poop. But hey, at least his head wasn't full of shit. I
actually lost a few spelling bees to that Poindexter. (4, if you must
know.)
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That's funny as shit!
ReplyDeleteThanks Dixie! You can't make this shit up.
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