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Thursday, January 29, 2015

My Vagina Says NO to the Paltrow Steaming Method




I'm very sorry that I am unable to post today but I'm sure that all my female readers are too busy  trying Gwyneth Paltrow's Vaginal Mugwort Steaming Routine to stop by anyway.

I want to announce,  however, that I will not be giving my vagina a mugwort steam because my V is a very sensitive gal who has been acting up on vacations and and on a lot of other important occasions since the early '70's  and she is not impressed by the rave reviews of this new vaginal health regiment promoted by Ms. Paltrow. 

In fact, even as I was reading about this new breakthrough in vaginal silliness,  My dear Miss V let me know that if she notices even  a small amount of steam in her general area,  or even if the shower seems a bit too warm  she is going to start producing enough yeast to supply a bread factory."

Yeah. I'm totally not running this show.  She makes all the rules.


9 comments:

  1. I've no desire to be a member of the steam team.

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  2. You do realize the woman in the photo played the Mom in "Leave it to Beaver," right?

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    1. Yes!! I mean, not that I am that old or anything....

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  3. I have not heard of this, nor do I believe I want to... Scary!

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  4. Thank you all for your comments. I'm so glad to hear from the newbies (and of course the old timers) to this blog and very relieved that you have all decided to say no to the vaginal steam. I mean, really, do we have to add one more thing to our to do lists? Could the vagina get any more high maintenance???? There is plenty of steam in the shower and if that isn't enough....well, too bad. I hath spake.

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  5. Well just cos shes an 'actress' doesn't mean that she has any common sense LOL
    I hadn't heard of this new fangled treatment, thankfully I can manage without it ~

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    1. I agree. I figure she's probably bored. But I think I'd have to be pretty damned bored before I resorted to vaginal steaming. I think the worst that could happen in case of extreme boredom would be something on the lines of a Disney Musical, or a crossword puzzle.

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