I'm very sorry that I am unable to post today but I'm sure that all my female readers are too busy trying Gwyneth Paltrow's Vaginal Mugwort Steaming Routine to stop by anyway.
I want to announce, however, that I will not be giving my vagina a mugwort steam because my V is a very sensitive gal who has been acting up on vacations and and on a lot of other important occasions since the early '70's and she is not impressed by the rave reviews of this new vaginal health regiment promoted by Ms. Paltrow.
In fact, even as I was reading about this new breakthrough in vaginal silliness, My dear Miss V let me know that if she notices even a small amount of steam in her general area, or even if the shower seems a bit too warm she is going to start producing enough yeast to supply a bread factory."
Yeah. I'm totally not running this show. She makes all the rules.