So I got my vacuum.
It wasn't a hard decision NOT to buy a Dyson. It's not that we're cheap, it's just that in my mind, a Dyson is half a new sofa. (In case I haven't mentioned we are in the process of redesigning the guest room so that we can use it for other purposes on the 350 days out of the year a guest isn't using it. )
The redesign includes a nice sleeper sofa and one of those low coffee tables that I just so happened to see at Ikea for like $100.00 - so there you go - according to Janine's Justification for Spending Money Using the "I just saved you $200 on this coffee table" method - the price for the sofa now reflects even further reductions.
Authors Note: Dave should be advised that according to my calculations soon the sleeper sofa will actually not only be FREE but will also manage to continually save us money somehow.
Anyway, the point is that while the decision on which vac not to buy was easy, the decision on which vac to purchase wasn't so easy. Until I saw this one.
It wasn't the vacuum so much, it was the name of the vacuum. It's called Infinity.
Remember when you were a kid and you were having a competition with your friend over - well anything at all really- and you were trying to keep outbidding the other kid by saying something really stupid like
kid 1 - I love David Cassidy.
kid 2 - I do too.
kid 1 - I love him times 10.
kid 2 - I love him times 20
kid 1 - 100
kid 2 - 1,000
kid 1 - 1,000,000 and so on..... Until one kid said "Infinity."
And that was that. There is no topping infinity, people - this is something I have come to know from the time I was a wee lassie who never seemed to understand that all you had to do is say you love David Cassidy "infinity" right off the bat and you win without going through all of that nonsense.
However, I am older and wiser now and I still can't believe I thought David Cassidy was even remotely worth bidding infinity over, and more importantly? I have learned that it's best to pull the Infinity Card right at the get-go. So there you go.
Author's Note: Actually I just had one of those "competitions" with my sister-in-law recently. It was one of your typical conversations in which one woman tells the other woman that she'd like to kick a third woman in the crotch. She said that. And of course I said I was going to kick her in the crotch twice and then Sue immediately pulled the infinity card. She said she'd kick in the crotch infinity, which of course would hurt like hell, but more importantly? I knew right there and then that I was marrying into the right family.
Besides the Infinity vacuum has this. Yeah, that would be a 5 (FIVE) year warranty. And I am all about filling out that warranty card my friends, because I am going to get five years out of this sucker. ha ha sucker that's so funny I kill me.
Now, speaking of funny but really not at all, Dave finished putting the vac together which wasn't hard at all and then he said to me,
To which I said nothing but merely pointed at this.
If you remember in my previous post entitled "Let her eat Cake! Let the Vac Eat the Carpet!"I wrote:
One time my second husband was the one to break the vacuum first and so I was all waiting for him to replace it. It just so happened that this incident happened rather close to my birthday and one day he was all I think I know what I'm getting you for your birthday and I said That's good it just better not be a vacuum, and I didn't even have to mention what would happen if it was a vacuum that's how
Yeah, Dave should so read this blog more because