Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Chinese Fortune Cookies Canadian Style


  1. That fortune could be mine. It's true but I'm not Canadian, does that matter?


  2. Hell, no. It's funny because here in Toronto not too many people even speak French yet every label in the supermarket both French and English on it.

    On airplanes the safety instructions are spoken in English then in French. Although on WestJet they add humor to their safety instructions and the French version does not include jokes. Apparently the French are not generally known to be cut-ups.

    So the answer to your question is -no, you don't have to be Canadian, but you have to speak English if you want the jokes.


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