And that makes me wonder, besides standing beside you while you sleep and occasionally moving furniture, opening and closing doors, turning lights turned off and on, etc., what other, more practical and useful tasks can you assign to dead people? I mean, if they are living in my house and not paying rent, it's only right that they do something to earn their keep, right?
Ok, look. I'm not being entirely selfish here. I mean, dead people have got to get bored, right? Despite the fact that Dave and I are exceptionally entertaining individuals, I'm sure there been a time or two when our resident Native American boarder is like "Wow, this being dead really sucks a donkey's ass. I'd give just about anything to bag a deer right about now, skin a fish, maybe smoke the pipe, make a medicine bag or two..anything, man."
So I have created a few open positions in my house that ghosts might be able to fill. Applications are being accepted, and interviews can be arranged after hours.



Ok, this is a stretch, perhaps but ghosts are always coming back with messages for the living so I figure that life coach is a great career choice for the spirits of the dearly departed. I could use some advice from time to time, and I'm sure Dave could too. I think the advice that dead people give is pretty much timeless, so I'm not worried about it being old fashioned or outdated. I think ghosts can be trusted in the coaching department. Besides, who knows more about life than the dead? No one. That's who.
Can we still call her Bunny?
ReplyDeleteOf course - she'd like that.
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