Monday, May 25, 2009

They Don't Call Us Blog Whores for Nothing Of Course There are the Fishnets (hers) and the Leather Thong (his) to Consider As Well

Ok, so you how some bloggers will do pretty much anything to get readers or keep them interested? Yeah, that's what I'm going to do and do you know why? Because I am a cheap sleazy blog whore I love you that's why.

In the true spirit of blog whoredom love, I'm going to take you on an adventure and share some good stuff with you.

So if you're up for that, and let's face it, who wouldn't be - you are cordially invited to join Dave and Janine for

Dave and Janine's Sort of Secret Kind of Spur of the Moment Vacation Destination

How do I do that? you might ask because my blog readers are of the extraordinarily intelligent variety. Well, it's so darned simply your grandmother could do it while gagged and bound to her rocking chair in the attic you keep her hidden in because you aren't going to spend your inheritance on no fancy "assisted living community" nosiree

All you have to do keep on checking this blog and also? Check Twitter. And you'll feel like you are stuck with us with no means of escape and it's so incredibly horrible that being eaten alive by a very slow snacking baboon would be a much more acceptable fate right along with us, enjoying every moment, feeling a new-found kinship with us, witnessing how ugly we are in the morning much fun we are when we're drunk.

But wait, there's more. If you manage to come out of your internet induced coma and clean the drool off your desk long enough to comment you will be personally greeted (by personally of course I mean in the cyber way) by no other than

Dave and Janine

Yep. That's right. We'll like, talk directly to you. That's better than an autographed picture, although that can be arranged. (Email us with credit card information for details.) So if you're facing a week of hell and/or boredom, why not call into work, give your boss one of your lame-ass excuses, stay in your jammies and come along for the ride.

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