In the true spirit of blog
So if you're up for that, and let's face it, who wouldn't be - you are cordially invited to join Dave and Janine for
Dave and Janine's Sort of Secret Kind of Spur of the Moment Vacation Destination
How do I do that? you might ask because my blog readers are of the extraordinarily intelligent variety. Well, it's so darned simply your grandmother could do it while gagged and bound to her rocking chair in the attic you keep her hidden in because you aren't going to spend your inheritance on no fancy "assisted living community" nosiree
All you have to do keep on checking this blog and also? Check Twitter. And you'll feel like you are
But wait, there's more. If you manage to come out of your internet induced coma and clean the drool off your desk long enough to comment you will be personally greeted (by personally of course I mean in the cyber way) by no other than
Dave and Janine
Yep. That's right. We'll like, talk directly to you. That's better than an autographed picture, although that can be arranged. (Email us with credit card information for details.) So if you're facing a week of hell and/or boredom, why not call into work, give your boss one of your lame-ass excuses, stay in your jammies and come along for the ride.